If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
