dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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