oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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