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Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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