My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Randomize
