If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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