Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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