Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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