i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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