how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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