No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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