So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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