he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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