I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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