And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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