the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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