My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
is it fun? or sober?
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