Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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