okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Why can't burritos get me drunk
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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