so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
cat food counts as protein by the way
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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