Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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