summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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