You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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