I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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