if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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