Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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