Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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