quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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