And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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