I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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