Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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