dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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