I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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