Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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