I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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