The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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