i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
