Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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