I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
