i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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