Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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