You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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