Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
vagina is talking i cant
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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