I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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