rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.