Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.