Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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