Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.