I want to walk on stilts...naked
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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