She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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