Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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