I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
