But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Randomize
