So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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