Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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