I'm so fucking centered right now
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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