yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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