Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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