Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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